Violently break open your cute piggy bank with a sledgehammer and set aside $14.99. Then begin futile preparations in an attempt to avoid the inevitable face melting and voiding of your bowels when the game arrives for download September 25 on Playstation 3, September 26 on Xbox 360, and October 3 on PC. Fans across the pond can look forward to a £9.99 price point, and simultaneous release on all platforms also on October 3.
The game looks like the result of a bar fight between a children’s cartoon, a gang of neon signs, and an Iron Maiden album cover. For more information about vicious gameplay and humorous story, check out Matt’s impressions from PAX. I could post my own sentiments, but they’re really just going to mirror his so much to the point that it would just look like plagiarism. Work smarter, not harder.